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A small community in Canada named Letterkenny consisted of almost 5000 people living. The Letterkenny series is about their problems and revolved around Wayne and Katy working on a small farm with their two friends. Letterkenny quotes made the series fun and showcase small-town real life reflections.

Letterkenny is now a popular show and has almost nine series. EpicPhrase has extracted the best Letterkenny quotes out of the series for our valued readers. Here are gleaming Letterkenny quotes to be fun.

“Where’s the sacrifice?” Jonesy

“Hard no.” Wayne

“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” Katy

“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” Wayne

“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” Wayne

“I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” Wayne

“You can cross fuck off.” Wayne

“Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” Gail

“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ’em off with a .22.” – Wayne

“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” – Wayne

“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” – Wayne

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“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ’em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” – Daryl

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“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? – “We need backup, boys.” – Jonesy

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“Mike, you best sort yourself out.”

“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” – Everyone

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“I wish all were not so strange in the world.”

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“F*ck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” – Reilly

“Eyes on your own work there, Super Chief!”

“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” -Reilly

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“I wish you weren’t so f*cking awkward, bud.”

“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart.” – Wayne

“End of the laneway. Don’t come up the property.”

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“That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” – Katy

“Naw he’ll have one in his purse. Or maybe his clutch.”

“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” – Katy

“F*ck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible f*ckin ref!” – Jonesy

“Hey girl. Are you Barta Beef? Cause I’d flip you once every minute.”

“Call me a cake, ’cause I’ll go straight to your a**, cowboy!” – Gail

“F*ck. I could watch kids smackin into plywood all day. I don’t give a sh*t about your kids.”

“As long as everyone’s having a good time. There’s no need to be a poopy pants.”

“I heard he f***ed an Ostrich.. “Allegedly”.. It’d take two guys to f***ed an Ostrich… “Allegedly”.”

“Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

“Figure it out!” — Everyone

“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

“We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

“I wish you weren’t so f*cking awkward, bud.”

“F*ck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly

“End of the laneway. Don’t come up the property.”

“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

“Naw he’ll have one in his purse. Or maybe his clutch.”

“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart.” — Wayne

“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

“F*ck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible f*ckin ref!” — Jonesy

“Hey girl. Are you Barta Beef? Cause I’d flip you once every minute.”

“Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your a**, cowboy!” — Gail

“F*ck. I could watch kids smackin into plywood all day. I don’t give a sh*t about your kids.”

“As long as everyone’s having a good time. There’s no need to be a poopy pants.”

“I heard he f***ed an Ostrich.. “Allegedly”.. It’d take two guys to f***ed an Ostrich… “Allegedly”.”

“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*cking windshield.” — Shoresy

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“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” — Squirrelly Dan

“You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan

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“Let’s have illegal immigrants hunt down s*x offenders for a chance at citizenship. We’ll call it “Aliens VS Predators”.”

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“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s *eet.” — Daryl

“Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?” 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.”

“Your friends says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down. K bud if you wanna blow smoke go have a dart.”

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“Hey barts! Did little Natisha take your last halloween oreo?? You didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?” — Coach

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“We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

“F*ck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f*cking windshield.” – Shoresy

“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” – Squirrelly Dan

“You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” – Squirrelly Dan

“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s *eet.” – Daryl

“F*ck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly f*ck.” – Jonesy

“Your friends says his sled’s got so much torque he can’t keep the front end down. K bud if you wanna blow smoke go have a dart.”

“Let’s have illegal immigrants hunt down s*x offenders for a chance at citizenship. We’ll call it “Aliens VS Predators”.”

“F*ck you, Jonesy, tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some f*cking KFC.” – Shoresy

“Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy?” 3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.”

“Hey barts! Did little Natisha take your last halloween oreo?? You didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?” – Coach

“We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” – Coach

“I suppose… If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it… We could find someone.. Someone who farms Ostriches. Who might know… How they get f***ed… I don’t think we need to invite them though.”

“F*ck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” – Reilly

“I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” – Daryl

“Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” – Wayne

“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” – Wayne

“…I’m too fat to run.” – Squirrelly Dan

“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” -Reilly

“We need backup, boys.” – Jonesy

“Not my pig, not my farm.” – Wayne

“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” – Everyone

“Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” – Wayne

“Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” – Wayne

“That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” – Katy

“And I suggest you let that one marinate.” – Wayne

“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” – Wayne

“Figure it out!” – Everyone

“Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” – Wayne

“We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” – Coach

“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” – Katy

“It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” – Wayne

“What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” – Wayne

“You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” – Squirrelly Dan

“Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” – Wayne

“I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” – Daryl

“Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” – Reilly

“Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref!” – Jonesy

“Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” – Wayne

“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” – Squirrelly Dan

“You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ’cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” – Wayne

“You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” – Wayne

“Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.” – Jonesy

“Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” – Reilly

“Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” – Jonesy

“Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” – Wayne

“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” – Daryl

“Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” – Shoresy

“You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” – Wayne

“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?” – Wayne

“You’re pretty good at wrestling there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you.” – Squirrelly Dan

“It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials.” – Letterkenny

“You stopped toe curling in the hot tub ’cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” – Wayne

“I want to give back to the community by helping people find love.” – Wayne

“You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock?” – Letterkenny

“I am willing to give 69% of my company to a partner, why 69%? Both sides benefit!. Good Enough!” – Gail

“Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.” – Shoresy

“Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.” – Gail

“Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like your pants are doing it for you.” – Wayne

“Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.” – Wayne

“Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.” – Shoresy

“Fuck Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You Fuckin Been Through You Ugly Fuck. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams!” – Letterkenny

“You’re a cup of baby carrots, ya fucking asshole.” – Wayne

“The New Season Of Letterkenny Is Coming To Cravetv. So Pitter Patter, Lets Get At’er And Watch It Already.” – Letterkenny

“Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.” – Wayne

“You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” Shoresy

“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?”

“I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” Daryl

“Then I’d have to put my wine down.” Marie-Fred

“Well there is nothing better than a good fart.” Letterkenny

“Look if you are coming, you better come correct.” Gail

“His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left.” Letterkenny

“Daryl: You guys do CrossFit? Wayne: You can cross fuck off.”

“The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!” Letterkenny Quotes

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“If You Gotta Problem With Canada Gooses, You Gotta Problem With Me And I Suggest You Let That One Marinate”

“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” Wayne

“I See The Muscle Shirt Came Today. Muscles Coming Tomorrow?”

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“It’s Like Algebra. Why You Gotta Put Numbers And Letters Together? Why Can’t You Just Go F*** Yourself?”

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“…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

“You’re F*c**ng Ten-Ply, Bud.”

“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

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“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?” — Jonesy

“Sing Us A Song Or Something. Do A Trick. You’re F***ing Useless.”

“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f*ck yourself?” — Wayne

“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” — Daryl

“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate” — Wayne

“Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

“I’m too fat to run.” Squirrelly Dan

“I Could Watch Kids Fall Off Bikes All Day”

“You’re F***Ing Ten-Ply, Bud”

“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” Squirrelly Dan

Letterkenny Shoresy Quotes

“Oh, I wouldn’t say s**t if my mouth was full of it.” — Shoresy

“F*c* you Reilly! Fight me, see what happens.” — Shoresy

“F*c* you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

“F*c* you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Shoresy

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“F*c* you, Jonesy. Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night.” — Shoresy

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“F*c* you, Jonesy, tell your mom to leave me alone, she’s been laying on my waterbed since Labour Day.” — Shoresy

“And Gretz’s daughter’s a married woman, you classless piece of sh*t. She wouldn’t f*ck you if you had Mario’s dangles and Messier’s d**k!” — Shoresy Letterkenny Quotes

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“F*ck you, Betty-Ann, your breath’s so bad it gave me an existential crisis — it made me question my whole life.” — Shoresy

“Reilly, I made an oopsie, can you tell your mom to pick up Jonesy’s mom on the way over to my place? I double booked them by mistake, you f***in’ loser.” — Shoresy

Letterkenny Wayne Quotes

“You can cross f**k off.” — Wayne

“Hard no.” — Wayne

“Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

“Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

“I think you come in men enough for all of us.” — Wayne

“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

“Well, I’d say give your b***s a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne

“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a f*ckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

“Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s *eets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne

“What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

“It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne

“You seen a ‘coon havin’ s*x with a barn cat on top of your truck? F*ck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

“You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne

“Your dad says guys with big trucks have little di*ks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little d**k.” — Wayne

“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. F*ck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a f*ck about your kids.” — Letterkenny Quotes

“Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the f*ck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

“You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” — Wayne

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Would you like to imagine the story of Fast and Furious? Check out these Fast and Furious Quotes and be ready to drive the car like a here.

All episodes of Fast and Furious movie are all about illegal gangs that are very keen of racing, robbery, adventure and action. The fun of Fast and Furious spreads to 8 series of movies, a lot of web series, and many PC games. The collection of Fast and Furious quotes here will help you realize the adventure and action of this series.

Which is your favorite character in Fast and Furious series?

All the episodes in this movie are full of action. Paul Walker – an important character in this movie, is also a key reason that’s why people like to watch these movies again and again. Actually, he was died during cast of 7th movie of this series. The Fast and Furious quotes are really very great for people who are big fan of this series.

Let’s drive very fast like Paul Walker in imagination while ready these quotes. Share these inspiring, loving, motivating, action and adventure quotes with your friends and family.

“Look at all those people down there. They follow the rules for what? They’re letting fear lead them.” Han

I live my life a quarter-mile at a time. Nothing else matters not the mortgage, not the store, not my team, and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.” Dominic Toretto

“Maybe you’re lying to yourself. Maybe you’re not the good guy pretending to be a bad guy. Maybe you’re the bad guy pretending to be the good guy. You ever think about that?” Mia

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“There’s an old saying: ‘For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of an undelivered message, the war was lost.’” Uncle Kamata

“You know what, I’m starting to like this country already.” Sean

“The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia.” Dominic Toretto

“You don’t get it, do you? You have nowhere else to go! If it doesn’t work out here, you’re going to jail, you get that?! This isn’t a game. And I’m gonna tell you one more time, if you’re gonna live under my roof, you’re gonna go by my rules or get out. Understand? Understand?!” Major Boswell

“You guys really think you’ve won. This code you live by, it’s the very reason why you weren’t even in the game.” Owen Shaw

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“Life’s simple. You make choices and you don’t look back.” Han

“Why don’t you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?” Letty Ortiz

“All right, listen up. The men we’re after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down in the hardest possible way, so make sure you got your funderwear on. We find them; we take them as a team and we bring them back. And above all else, we don’t ever- ever- let them get into cars.” Luke Hobbs

Father, we thank you for the gathering of friends. Father, we give thanks for all the choices we have made because that’s what makes us who we are. Let us forever cherish the loved ones we’ve lost along the way. Thank you for the little angel, the newest addition to our family. Thank you for bringin’ Letty home. And most of all, thank you for fast cars.” Roman Pearce

“Enjoyin’ the ride? Man, it’s a fast car, huh? Man, it’s a classic. Old school. American muscle. Man, this car can do all kinda things, man. Wanna see?” Roman Pearce

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“You break her heart, I’ll break your neck.” Dominic Toretto

“What’d you expect? You didn’t just play with fire, you soaked the matches in gasoline.” Han

“It’s a good story, isn’t it? Almost inspiring. See, what I couldn’t fathom is why he’s not relaxing on a beach somewhere with that cute little Brazilian number. Instead, he’s working with a two-bit government hack like Hobbs. And then I realized, he has a weak spot.” Owen Shaw

“That little coupe may run the streets around here, but – that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever.” Dominic Toretto

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“We race and the loser leaves town for good.” Sean

“That’s funny. From a guy who took the oath of a cop, then went against everything it stood for, for some wannabe tough-guy prick who beat a man half to death with a socket wrench. Yeah, real tough. You turn around and put your hands behind your back.” Hobbs

“At least you’re not redoing my mistakes.” Major Boswell

“I don’t need a computer to tell me how I drive!” Neela

“One car in exchange for knowing what a man’s made of. That’s a price I can live with.” Han

“I do know you, Dom. Which is why now I give you a brother to brother answer. You do whatever it is you gotta do. When you find that sumbitch, just do me one favor.” Hobbs

“Grab a chair. We were about to roast some marshmallows.” Han

“There’s no wax on, wax off in drifting. The first drifters invented drifting out here in the mountains by feeling it. So feel it!” Han

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“It starts with the eyes. She’s gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20% angel, 80% devil. Down to earth. Ain’t afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails.” Dom

“You asked me why I let Dom go? I think it’s because, at that moment, I respected him more than I did myself. One thing I learned from Dom is that nothing really matters unless you have a code.” Brian

“Your mistake is thinking you got a goddamn choice, boy!” Hobbs

“Have you heard of choice theory, Dom? There are a lot of axioms, but only two you really need to concern yourself with. One: the only person’s behavior we can control is our own. And two: the only true thing we can give another person is information. So let me give you some. You see these cameras in here? The moment you make a move, highly paid men with weapons will make their way into this room with one very specific instruction: it’s not to save me, it’s to kill your son. Now that’s a lot of bullets. And it only takes one for you to lose everything, so I have to ask you because I know family is so important to you. Is that really a choice you want to make? Because I’m ready if you are.” Cipher

“You’re moving up in life, elevate your company.” Han

“I have money, it’s trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you, let’s you know who you are.” Han

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“How do you say goodbye to your only brother?” Mia

“Man, you need me. You’d still be shaking down tea houses for chump change if it wasn’t for me.” Han

“I ain’t runnin’ anymore.” Dom

“I don’t want you to beg. I want you to learn.” Cipher

“He also tried to put me in a body bag, too. Which is why when I get out, I’m gonna put a hurt on him so bad. He’s gonna wish his mother had kept her legs closed. But until then, my official answer to you is stand down.” Hobbs

“I’m in. I’ll ride with you, Toretto. At least until we kill that son of a bitch.” Luke Hobbs

“We just went from the middle of the “most wanted” list to the very top.” Brian O’Conner

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“Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?” Roman Pearce

“Let me tell you a little something about these two men. One’s a former federal officer, been deep cover for five years, knows everywhere you’re gonna come from. The other one’s a professional criminal, escaped prison twice, spent half his life on the run avoiding folks like you.” Hobbs

“Dominic Toretto, you don’t know me, but you’re about to.” Deckard Shaw

“You know, when I was young, my brother always used to say, “Every man has to have a code.” Mine: Precision. A team is nothing but pieces you switch out until you get the job done. It’s efficient. It works. But you? You’re loyal to a fault. Your code is about family. And that’s great in the holidays, but it makes you predictable. And in our line of work, predictable means vulnerable. And that means I can reach out and break you whenever I want.” Owen Shaw

“Well, once you dig through 30 feet of concrete and steel, my fist and a body bag will be waiting for you on the other side. So I suggest you get to digging, boy.” Hobbs

“Hey. You thought you could leave without saying goodbye?” Brian O’Connor

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“I destroyed two of your teams. I killed your red-headed boyfriend and I put two killers on your untraceable plane. You lost the minute you interrupted my honeymoon. Now guess who I’m coming for.” Dom

“You’ve heard me say, that you never turn your back on family. And I wanna thank you all for never turning your back on me. You wanna meet them? All right. Everyone… Meet Brian.” Dominic Toretto

“I understand why you did what you did, I really do. But it was the wrong choice. This is the consequence for that.” Cipher

“Is that all those bloated up muscles will give you? All show and no go!” Deckard Shaw

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“Just don’t cheat this time.” Brian O’Conner

“I used to say I live my life a quarter-mile at a time. And I think that’s why we’re brothers because you did too. No matter where you are, whether you’re quarter-mile away or halfway across the world…you’ll always be with me, and you’ll always be my brother.” Dominic Toretto

“You might wanna keep your eyes on the road, playboy”

“Brian’s prospective partner needs a lesson in Nissan skyline motors”

“Shawn learns that ‘d.k.’ does not stand for ‘donkey kong.”

“Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?”

“I’m so good, man, i could sell rubbers to a monk”

“You’re like the Justin Timberlake of Japan”

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“You know i would’ve won that race if you didn’t cheat, right?”

“I’m one of those boys that appreciates a fine body, regardless of the make”

“Brian will never let it go and we love him for it”

“They open at the same time I pull this trigger. Want me to open them?”

“You don’t turn your back on family, even when they do”

“Yeah, but with cars when you trade up they don’t take half your shit”

“You risk life and limb to save the free world, and what does it give you? Jello and a bad ’70s tv show”

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“You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy” Fast and Furious Quotes

“You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that’ll be two large.” Letty

“Dude I Almost Had You!” Brian O’Connor

“You’re Not That Charming, B***h.” Kara

“You’ve got balls, man.” “I’ve been told.” Dominic Toretto

“You know this ain’t no 10-second race.” “I’ve got nothing but time.” Dominic Toretto

“Money will come and go. We all know that.” Dominic Toretto

“Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention.” Mia

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“I’ll have the tuna. No crust.” Brian O’Conner

“I lied to you. I lied to Dom, I lied to everybody. That’s what I do best. That’s why the feds recruited me.” Brian O’Conner

“It’s On The House.” Hobbs

“I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.” Dominic Toretto

“It doesn’t matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning.” Dominic Toretto

“So, Dunn looks like we’re gonna be partners, bro. Could you tell me right quick what would be a better motor for my Skyline, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?” Brian O’Conner

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“I don’t feel like I’m under arrest.” Dominic Toretto

“Too soon, Junior.” Johnny Tran

“Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.” Dominic Toretto

“Just don’t cheat this time.” Brian O’Conner

“Hey, we do what we do best. We improvise, all right?” Brian O’Conner

“It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.” Dominic Toretto

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“Still a buster” Dominic Toretto

“I don’t have friends, I have family.” Dominic Toretto

“You know, my brother likes you. Usually, he doesn’t like anybody.” Mia

“I have faith in you but this isn’t a junkyard, it’s a garage!” Dominic Toretto

“You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car!” Dominic Toretto

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“Every day for the last three weeks you’ve been coming in here and you’ve been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn’t changed.” Mia Toretto

“Ejecto seato, Cuz!” Roman Pearce

“If we have to, overnight parts from Japan.” Jesse

“You Weren’t Anyone’s Friend.” Dominic Toretto

Which ones are the favorite Fast and Furious quotes?

All fan of action, adventure and racing car movies also love these Fast and Furious quotes. No matter, you have seen all or anyone of the Fast and Furious films, read these quotes, have a seat belt and ready for a jumbo car ride. Even if you did not see any film of Fast and Furious series, these Fast and Furious quotes will inspire your feeling of life, love, death, risk and freedom.

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Matrix Quotes

Matrix Quotes

The Matrix, a scientific fiction film, was released in 1999 for the first time. It was very much underestimated by many Hollywood actors, but it got a huge appreciation from the people. Till now, it has got 4 Academy Awards. The three sequels have been released till now, and now we are waiting for the release of its 4th sequel in 2021. Matrix Quotes

With Neo as the main hero in this movie, it is actually the battle between good and evil forces. The Matrix Quotes Philosophy is very multidimensional. We have collected many Matrix Quotes and Sayings said by different characters in this movie. Enjoy at EpicPhrase !

Matrix Quotes

“Ever have that feeling where you’re not sure if you’re awake or dreaming?” NEO

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” MORPHEUS

“I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.” AGENT SMITH

“Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.” MEROVINGIAN

“What’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn’t said anything?” THE ORACLE ,Matrix Quotes

“I don’t like the idea that I’m not in control of my life.” NEO

“It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not.” AGENT SMITH

“Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.” MORPHEUS

“Denial is the most predictable of all human responses.” THE ARCHITECT

“I’m trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.” MORPHEUS

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“To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.” MOUSE

“That’s how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.” COUNCILLOR HAMANN

“The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. A prison for your mind.” MORPHEUS

“There’s no escaping reason, no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.” AGENT SMITH

“Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.” THE ARCHITECT

“The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease. A cancer of this planet.” AGENT SMITH

“What do all men with power want?” More power. THE ORACLE

“I’ll show these people what you don’t want them to see. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.” NEO

“It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.” MEROVINGIAN

“Neo, sooner or later you’re going to realize, just as I did, there’s a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.” MORPHEUS

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“You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken.” RHINEHEART

“The body cannot live without the mind.” MORPHEUS

“Neo: What are you doing?
Trinity: I’m going with you.
Neo: No you’re not.
Trinity: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that Morpheus means more to me than he does to you. I believe if you are really serious about rescuing him, you are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don’t like it… I believe you can go to hell. Because you’re not going anywhere else. Tank, load us up.” Matrix Quotes

“Trinity: I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, Neo. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: What is the Matrix?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo. It’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.” Matrix Quotes

“[last lines]
Neo: I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid… you’re afraid of us. You’re afraid of change. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone, and then I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.” Matrix Quotes

“Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious.” After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Takes a bite of steak]
Cypher: Ignorance is bliss

“[on the war that devastated the Real World]
Morpheus: We don’t know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.” Matrix Quotes

“Cypher: I know what you’re thinking, ’cause right now I’m thinking the same thing. Actually, I’ve been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn’t I take the BLUE pill?”

“Oracle: I’d ask you to sit down, but, you’re not going to anyway. And don’t worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I’m sorry…
Oracle: I said don’t worry about it. I’ll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohh, what’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn’t said anything?”

“Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.”

“Agent Smith : Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program, entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you, it really became our civilization, which is of course what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You’ve had your time. The future is our world, Morpheus. The future is our time.”

“Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”

“Trinity : The Matrix Has You….”

“Spoon Boy : There is no Spoon.”

Matrix Quotes about Reality

“I know kung-fu!”

“How about i give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.”

[Trinity] “Neo, no one has ever done anything like this.” [Neo] “that’s why it’s going to work.”

“Guns. Lots of guns.”

“Hmmm, upgrades.”

“Hiya’ fellas.”

“The program smith has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through this city, as he spread through the matrix. You cannot stop him. But i can.”

“If i were you, i would hope we don’t meet again.”

[Agent Smith] “Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?” [Neo] “because I choose to.”

“Let us disobey the petrification of our mind before toxic thoughts transform our life into a matrix of numbers and columns and kills the bounciness of our drives, catching our future off guard. (“Digging for white gold”)” Erik Pevernagie

“Just as it is known
That an image of one’s face is seen
Depending on a mirror
But does not really exist as a face,
So the conception of “I” exists
Dependent on mind and body,
But like the image of a face
The “I” does not at all exist as its own reality.” Nagarjuna

“Great potential for emotional balance and mental flexibility can help us fight the bleakness and sterility of a statistical matrix that clashes with our inner compass’s needs. (“What after bowling alone?” )” Erik Pevernagie

“Life is a useless passion, an exciting journey of a mammal in survival mode. Each day is a miracle, a blessing unexplored and the more you immerse yourself in light, the less you will feel the darkness. There is more to life than nothingness. And cynicism. And nihilism. And selfishness. And glorious isolation. Be selfish with yourself, but live your life through your immortal acts, acts that engrain your legacy onto humanity. Transcend your fears and follow yourself into the void instead of letting yourself get eaten up by entropy and decay. Freedom is being yourself without permission. Be soft and leave a lasting impression on everybody you meet” Mohadesa Najumi

“Study yourself. Become your own mentor and best friend. When you are suffering stay at the bottom until you find out who you are. Let the storms come and pass. How you walk through the fire says a lot about you. Nobody likes a victimhood mentality and what happened to you is not important. It is about how you use your chaos that matters. The dawn will come” Mohadesa Najumi

“Vulnerability is the least celebrated emotion in our society” Mohadesa Najumi

“My hand feels touched as well as it touches; reality says this, and nothing more.” Paul Valéry, Selected Writings

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“There are three types of people:
1. The designers of the games of life;
2. Those who miss life playing the game;
3. And those who have no idea that there’re games going on.” Aniekee Tochukwu Ezekiel

“The matrix is all about boxes. It exists to keep us living in boxes, and thinking in boxes, and doing the same thing everyone else is doing, all day, for the rest of our lives, because boxes, and patterns, and the status quo make humans easy to control.” Shaman Durek, Spirit Hacking: Shamanic Keys to Reclaim Your Personal Power, Transform Yourself, and Light Up the World

“It was like the old question that film The Matrix was based upon: how can you tell whether you’re just a brain in a jar, experiencing a sophisticated virtual-reality program that is flawless in its execution?
The answer is: you can’t. So it actually doesn’t make much sense entertaining it.” Mike Lancaster, Human.4

“Sin for Salvation applies to everything. It’s a mindset. It’s about not buying into the laws and attitudes of those who would control you. It’s about having an open mind about what”sin” actually is. It’s about not automatically subscribing to someone else’s conception of sin. There are many sins in this world – such as the infinite greed of Wall Street bankers and their ilk – that are held up as virtues and qualities to be emulated. Always be on the lookout for sins that masquerade as the good. Always be on the lookout for healthy activities (like joyous sex outside the institution of marriage) that are condemned as sinful.” Adam Weishaupt, Sin for Salvation

“I live in the Universe of the Matrix.” Steven Magee

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“What to a slave is a square
technically it’s perfect.” Morgan Parker

“Psychoanalysis overturned. Instead of the dream being the fulfilment of desires unsatisfied in real life, real life would be the site where desires born of dreams were fulfilled. Instead of being the dumping-ground of the unconscious, dreams would be the matrices of real events – thus becoming like the ‘dream’ of the Aborigines, for whom a child has to be dreamt before he can be begotten, ‘real’ paternity being merely the fulfilment of the dream.” Jean Baudrillard, Cool Memories IV, 1995-2000

“The multiverse exists because every choice we make creates a fork in the road, which leads into a parallel world.” Blake Crouch

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“The world is a collective dream, and we are its dreamers, hence we can change it – if we all cooperate. Nothing is more important than the realization that we can literally alter”material” reality with our minds, but we have to collaborate or we can achieve nothing. Just as the individual mind can change an individual dream effortlessly, the collective mind can effortlessly the change the collective dream, but only if minds are indeed working collectively, with common, directed intent.” Thomas Stark, Tractatus Logico-Mathematicus: How Mathematics Explains Reality

“The Gnostic message is about waking people up and making them see the truth of this world. Sin for Salvation, where a person consciously and deliberately flouts the conventions and rules of this godforsaken earth, is a primary means of liberation, of experiencing a visceral release from the controllers of this false world, this Devilish matrix of perdition. The controllers define”sin”, not God. Never believe their definitions. They are designed for their benefit, not yours.” Adam Weishaupt, Sin for Salvation

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“You are not always right. It’s not always about being right. The best thing you can offer others is understanding. Being an active listener is about more than just listening, it is about reciprocating and being receptive to somebody else. Everybody has woes. Nobody is safe from pain. However, we all suffer in different ways. So learn to adapt to each person, know your audience and reserve yourself for people who have earned the depths of you” Mohadesa Najumi

“I don’t trust anybody who isn’t a little bit neurotic” Mohadesa Najumi

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“I take it as a compliment when somebody calls me crazy. I would be offended if I was one of the sheeple, one of the sleepwalkers in the matrix or part of the collective hallucination we call ‘normal” Mohadesa Najumi

“Our society shuns people for being a bright light in the world. Sometimes if you are too futuristic people do not like how revolutionary you are” Mohadesa Najumi

“I am a habitual rule-breaker” Mohadesa Najumi

“Give someone everything you can think of, the wings to fly and the roots to stay. If they chose none of these hold the door open for them with a smile” Mohadesa Najumi

“I have been at war with parts of myself for so long” Mohadesa Najumi

“Your fear of becoming a cliche is what turns you into one. If you remove the fear, we are all really walking contradictions, hypocrites and paradoxical cliches” Mohadesa Najumi

“،Ay, Orfeo, Orfeo, esto de dormir solo, solo, solo, de dormir un solo sueٌo! El sueٌo de uno solo es la ilusiَn, la apariencia; el sueٌo de dos es ya la verdad, la realidad. ؟Qué es el mundo real sino el sueٌo que soٌamos todos, el sueٌo comْn?” Miguel de Unamuno, Niebla

“We live in an energy-responsive world where intention radiates throughout. Fundamental to everything is attitude and perception” Mohadesa Najumi

Matrix Quotes What If I Told You

“Any human being should be capable of three things to earn such title: live alone, hunt and drive anything with or without wheels. If you don’t have these three things, you’re either a slave or an animal. Any idea about being social or human has been cleverly associated with these two things, in order to make believe that being a social animal is the ideal to aspire for, especially if such animal is enslaved by a certain amount of ideals promoted by the system that gives him life and cuts it off as soon as he shows himself undeserving.” Robin Sacredfire

“The whole operation is built on artificialness of facts which are fiction, so the mass is ignorant.
They believe everything is legit and even though there are those that know something is wrong, they don’t “what” & “why” but if those two aspects are figured out, the “how” will amaze them out the hell and maze they’ve been in.” Jose R. Coronado, The Land Flowing With Milk And Honey

“What if… the odd people have created the matrix which you now live… you call it “Real World”.” Deyth Banger

“There is a glitch in the Matrix (“Real World”)…
Illusions is one of them.” Deyth Banger

“Il n’y aucune preuve, absolument aucune, que la réalité existe.
There is no proof, absolutely none, that reality exists.” Je ne sais plus…

“Words of an old soul’s heart,
Portrayal of the matrix art
To break from the illusion
Of your continuous delusion

“No chapter good or bad,
Not happy, neither sad.
Attachement to desire,
The heart sparks inner fire.” Virgil Kalyana Mittata Iordache

“One day it’s going to break, because I’m going to break it.” Chris Morgan (SON)

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“Reality really relies on authoritatively regulating
Your absolute attention” Andrew Edward Lucier, Awakenigma Allegory Anomalous

“Life will always reflect your actions, words and thoughts. You are what you spend most of your time doing, saying and thinking. Your life is always a reflection of your priorities. If you spend your time partying, insulting and occupying your mind with nonsense from social media, music with degrading lyrics, and movies that promote antisocial values, you get zero from life.” Robin Sacredfire

“The mass of life is controlled by a mass of weight.
For ignorance is no excuse and the root to all evil.” Jose R. Coronado, The Land Flowing With Milk And Honey

“Unredeemable paper slips. It’s hidden oil spilled for the mass to fall over and trip. You see from afar on the high tides of the sea. Financial pirates for personal predatory purposes of keeping those that refuse to follow Yahwehs decrees as enemies on this so called “soil of the land of the free. It’s the Promised Land flowing with milk and its warn honey confiscated through perjury. Give ear for it’s a matrix of misery.” Jose R. Coronado, The Land Flowing With Milk And Honey

“By that time, a village half-wit could see what generations of professors had pretended not to notice.” Ayn Rand

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The Matrix Quotes Morpheus

“You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.
Morpheus, The Matrix” Lana Wachowski, The Matrix: The Shooting Script

“Welcome to the desert of the real.
Morpheus, The Matrix” Lana Wachowski, The Matrix: The Shooting Script

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“The body cannot live without the mind.
Morpheus, The Matrix” Lana Wachowski, The Matrix: The Shooting Script

“Morpheus: Rest, Neo…The Answers Are Coming” Morpheus

“The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.” KEANU REEVES – Morpheus

“Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream?” LAURENCE FISHBURNE – Morpheus

What is real? How do you define “real”? If you’re talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then “real” is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. LAURENCE FISHBURNE – Morpheus

“The human body generates more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU’s of body heat.” LAURENCE FISHBURNE – Morpheus

“- Morpheus: Do you believe in fate, Neo?
– Neo: No.
– Morpheus: Why not?
– Neo: Because I don’t like the idea that I’m not in control of my life.” LAURENCE FISHBURNE – Morpheus

Matrix Quotes Trinity

“Neo, I’m not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that man… the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can’t be dead. You can’t be… because I love you. You hear me? I love you.
[Trinity kisses Neo; Neo’s vital signs return]
Now get up!” CARRIE-ANNE MOSS – Trinity

“- Trinity: My name’s Trinity.
– Neo: The Trinity? Who cracked the IRS d-base?
– Trinity: That was a long time ago.
– Neo: Jesus…
– Trinity: What?
– Neo: I just thought… you were a guy.
– Trinity: Most guys do.” CARRIE-ANNE MOSS – Trinity, KEANU REEVES – Neo

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Funny Matrix quotes

“It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy because Kansas is going bye-bye.” ?Cypher

“Listen to me, Coppertop. We don’t have time for 20 Questions.”?Switch

“Guns. Lots of guns.”?Neo

“Good shit, huh? It’s good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.” ?Cypher

“It’s tough to get any more obvious than that.” ? Oracle

“Yeah, well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger. [He does] And you give me my phone call.”?Neo

“The only way you’re getting through this door is over my big dead ass.” ? Q-Ball Gang Member #1

“The machines don’t care how old I am. They’ll kill me just the same.” ? Kid

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The Dark Quotes – Netflix Movie Quotes

Dark is actually a science fiction thriller series released in German language. It was introduced in 2017 and aired till 2020 including 3 seasons. It is a time travel story that is long enough that covers many generations. The Dark Quotes

Here at EpicPhrase, we have collected many Dark quotes and sayings from different characters of this drama series. These Dark Netflix Quotes includes love and motivation. Check it out:

Dark Quotes

“Things only change when we change them.” But you have to do it – Mikkel Nielsen

“Our thinking is shaped by dualism. Entrance, exit. Black, white. Good, evil. Everything appears as opposite pairs. But that’s wrong.” – H.G. Tannhaus

“Most people are nothing but pawns on a chessboard led by an unknown hand.” – Noah

“We are all full of sin. No pure human being exists. But no matter what we do, we never fall any lower than into God’s hands.” – Noah

“Good and evil are a question of perspective.” – Mikkel Nielsen

“The truth is a strange thing. You can try to suppress it, but it will always find its way to the surface.” – Michael

“There are things out there that our little minds will never comprehend.” – H.G. Tannhaus

“But every now and then it’s good to question those who question things.” – Noah

“We all face the same end.” – Martha

“In the end, we will all get just what we deserve.”- The Stranger

“There are moments when we must understand that the decisions we make influence more than just our own fate.” – Claudia

“Only when we’ve freed ourselves of emotion can we be truly free. Only when you’re willing to sacrifice what you hold dearest.” – Adam

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“Fear is the worst enemy of progress.” Noah

Your pain defines who you are but it no longer holds power on you.” Noah

“If I now change my past, I will change who I am right now.” – The Stranger

“Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not consecutive, they are connected in a never-ending circle. Everything is connected.”- The Stranger

“There’s nothing but chaos out there.” – Noah

“Life is nothing but a spiral of pain.” – Noah

“I’m hoping that by tomorrow, it’ll already be different from today.” – The Stranger

“We’re not free in what we do, because we’re not free in what we want.”- The Stranger

“What we know is a drop. What we do not know… is an ocean.” – Adam (Jonas)

“But in the end, every death is just a new beginning.” – Eva (Martha)

“Life is a labyrinth. Some wander around until their death in search of a way out of it.” – Adam (Jonas)

Dark Netflix Quotes

“Death is incomprehensible. But one can reconcile themselves with it.” – Adam (Jonas)

“All is cause and effect.” ~ Adam (Jonas)

Every pain tends us to act, forms our will.” – Adam (Adam)

“Life is a gift… for those who know how to use it.” – Adam (Jonas)

“Hell is empty and all devils are here.” – Eva’s Son

“But everything that once lived, lives on forever. In the eternity of time.” – Old Tannhaus’s Father

“The mistake in all of our thinking is that we each believe ourselves to be an independent entity. While in reality, we’re all just fractions of an infinite whole.” – Eva (Martha)

“There was this sadness in his eyes. The kind you sometimes see in those who want to die, but life won’t let them. ” Noah

“What if everything that came from the past was influenced by the future.” H.G. Tannhaus

We all face the same end. Those above have long forgotten us. They do not judge us. In death I am all alone, and my only judge… is me.” Martha

“The end is the beginning, and the beginning is the end”

“Two days ago I kissed my aunt!!!” Jonas

“Dreams change. Other things become important. “

“The distinction between past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.”

“The big things and the little things don’t follow the same rules. We won’t be able to change the grand scheme of things… but the details. We change a grain of sand, and with that, the whole world.”

“Maybe the Big Bang is nothing more than God’s act of creation.”

“God has a plan for every human being.”

“That everything’s repeating That this has all happened before Like a massive déjA vu”

“Some people wander around their whole lives looking for a way out, but there’s only one path and it leads you ever deeper.”

“What if God doesn’t know what he’s doing? If the plan is wrong? If God is wrong?”

“You came in the door like thunder, Then hit the floor like thunder, Laying me down you wonder, Shaking the walls like thunder”

“My only aim is to take many lives. The more the better I feel.”

“The world is full of such paradoxes we simply choose to ignore them most of the time”

“In short, the god mankind has prayed to for thousands of years the god that everything is bound with, this god exists as nothing other than time itself.”

” Death is always inevitable. destiny is nothing but the connection of cause and effect. In light, in shadow.”

“I’m just a tiny section of a huge tumor that is much bigger than any of us can imagine.”

“We’re wanderers in the darkness.”

“The pain is his vessel, desire his compass. It is all that man is capable of.”
“Fold out your hands Give me a sign Put down your lies Lay down next to me Don’t listen when I scream Bury your doubts and fall asleep For neither ever Nor never”

“Man is a strange creature. All his actions are motivated by desire, his character forged by pain. As much as he may try to suppress that pain, to repress the desire, he cannot free himself from the eternal servitude to his feelings. For as long as the storm rages within him, he cannot find peace. Not in life, not in death. And so he will do what he must, day in, day out. The pain is his vessel, desire his compass. It is all that man is capable of.” Adam

“A man lives three lives. The first one ends with the loss of naivety, the second, with the loss of innocence and the third… with the loss of life itself. It’s inevitable that we go through all three stages.” Adam

“No matter how much we fight it we are connected by our blood. We can feel estranged from our families and not understand what they do. And still, in the end we will do anything for them.” Adam

“God doesn’t have a plan. There is no plan at all. There’s nothing but chaos out there. Pain… and chaos! People are bad. Malicious, evil. Life is nothing but a spiral of pain. And the world is doomed to be destroyed.” Noah

“Black holes are considered to be the hellmouths of the universe. Those who fall inside disappear. Forever. But where to? What lies behind a black hole? Along with things, do space and time also vanish there? Or would space and time be tied together and be part of an endless cycle? What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future? ” H.G. Tannhaus

“Have you heard of Master Zhuang’s paradox? ‘I dreamt I was a butterfly. Now I’ve woken up and I no longer know if I’m a person who dreamed he’s a butterfly or if I’m a butterfly who’s dreaming it’s a person. ” Ines Kahnwald

“We trust that time is linear. That it proceeds eternally, uniformly. Into infinity. But the distinction between past, present and future is nothing but an illusion. Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not consecutive, they are connected in a never-ending circle. Everything is connected. ” The Stranger

“There is a missing child line, but the real question is not by whom and how, but when they were kidnapped!”

“The series takes place in an imaginary place called Winden, which takes its name from Winden im Elztal surrounded by Black Forest, which is also the inspiration of Grimm Tales.”

“Raider chocolate, which is often tried to be shown to the audience in the series, is a truly existing brand. Since Raider has bad meanings in English, the company changed the name of the chocolate and made Twix. Yes, the name of the chocolate we know with the famous motto Try both, choose your side was formerly Raider.”

“There are more than 20 characters in the series and they are all interconnected at different times” The Dark Quotes

“All of those fascinating forest scenes in the series are shot in the area called ‘Kallinchennear Berlin”

“The skeleton costume that Mikkel wore is reference to Donnie Darko, … (2001). This reference has an important place since time travel is the main idea of both productions.” The Dark Quotes

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“What is Atomkraft, nein danke? The text written on the shirt of one of the dead children we saw in the series is important at this point. The sentence is Atomkraft, nein danke, the slogan of the German anti-nuclear movement in the 1980s.” The Dark Quotes

“Why is the date of November 12 important? November 12, which is important in the series, is also a very important date in the Back to the Future (made in 1985). This date can also be said as a date when time travel decisions and actions emerge and characters encounter.”

“What does the phrase Sic Mundus Creatus Est mean? And the world was created like this. can be translated as. In a way, we can say Beginning.”

“Everyone, whether the daughter of a king or not, has one foot in the shadow and the other in the light.”

“And so we all die alike. No matter into which house we are born. No matter which gown. Whether we grace the earth briefly or for a long time. I alone tie my bonds. Whether I have extended hands or slapped them. We all face the same end. Those above have long forgotten us. They do not judge us. In death, I am all alone. And my only judge is me.”

“Every one of our deeds is merely a response to a previous deed.”

“If we could see yesterday and tomorrow at the same time, the origin and the end, the entire universe in a single moment, we might finally find answers to the biggest questions of all. What is man? Where does he come from? What drives him? What is his purpose?”

“There is no such thing as magic, just illusion. Things only change when we change them. But you have to do it skillfully, in secret. Then it seems like magic.”- Mikkel Nielsen, Dark, Season 1: Truths

“Do you know what otoconia are? Tiny grains in the ear canals that help us differentiate between up and down. They can get confused. When the body rotates, for example. We lose our balance. With this boy, none of the grains are where they should be.”- Edda Heimann, Dark, Season 1: Lies

“H.G. Tannhaus: Will you tell me… what the future’s like?

“Now I have another Grandma, and she’s the principal of my school. Her husband, who’s fucking my mom, is looking for his son, who’s my father! A few days ago I kissed my Aunt! And the crazy thing is… there’s nothing wrong with any of them. They’re okay. I’m what’s wrong! I just want everything to go back to normal.”- Jonas Kahnwald, Dark, Season 1: Alpha and Omega

“Why do we decide for one thing and against another? But does it matter whether the decision is based upon the consequence of a series of causal links? Or that instead it stems from an undefined feeling inside me? Perhaps everything in my life boils down to this one moment. That I’m part of this puzzle. One that I can neither understand nor influence.”- H.G. Tannhaus, Dark, Season 1: Alpha and Omega

“The question isn’t how the question is when.” – Mikkel Nielsen

“A glitch in the matrix.” -Jonas Kahnwald

“If the world is a simulation then Déjà vu is the glitch in the matrix or message from the other side.” – Jonas Kahnwald

“It’s going to happen again.” – Helge Doppler

“Lord give me the courage to accept things I cannot change and serenity of things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.”- Peter Doppler

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“Sometimes it’s hard for us to grasp the things that go against all we are conditioned to believe.” – Jonas Kahnwald

“But every decision for something is a decision against something else.” -Jonas Kahnwald

A life for a life. What will you decide?” The Dark Quotes

“You can never give up on hope. There is so much light out there than darkness.” – Jana Nielsen

“Maybe it’s my fate that men leave me.” -Hannah Kanwahld

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” – William Shakespeare

“The Einstein Rosenberg bridge is the entrance of the wormhole to pass.” The Dark Quotes

“In describing time-space continuum, Einstein and Rosen overlooked something. A wormhole connects not just two but three different dimensions. It serves to connect the past, present and future.” – H. Tannhaus

“You write about Nietzesche’s eternal recurrence. A universe that expands and then collapse again, a universe repeat itself endlessly.” – Jonas

“Imagine you’re standing in an infinitely large, dark room, shining a light on your left directly at you The beam should continue in the same direction forever. There’s no reason to make an assumption that it could come back at you from the right. But a wormhole you could alter the topology of space-time. Bends it. Nothing is where it belongs anymore.” – Tannhaus

“Jonas: Can we change the course of events?”

“Any scientist would tell no. Causal determinism will forbid it. But it is human nature to believe that we play a role in our lives and destiny. That our actions can change things. All my life I have been dreaming traveling through time, to see what was and what will be in the future.” Tannhaus

“Are you done with that dream?” Jonas

“Our dreams don’t change. Other things become important. My place is not in the yesterday or tomorrow. Rather, it’s here and now.” Tannhaus

“That number 33. In your book you write that it could be the time difference..between the planes and three dimensional wormhole.”

“Perhaps that could be the crux of the matter.”

“Why are you so fascinated with time?” Tannhaus

“I want to understand if I can change it. If everything has a purpose, and if that’s the case…If everything has a purpose, and if that’s the case. Who is it that decides this purpose?
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Coincidence?God?Or is it us? Are we actually free in our actions? Or is it all created anew, in an eternally recurring cycle? Or is it all created anew, in an eternally recurring cycle? And then we are slaves of the laws of nature, nothing but a victim of time-space.” Jonas

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“Time loops have a significant impact on the principle of causality. On the relationship of cause and effect. As long as a wormhole exists, there is a closed time loop. Inside it, everything is mutually dependent. To correlate with the past not just influence the future.
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Perhaps the future also influences the past. It’s like the question of the chicken and the egg. We can no longer say which one came first. Everything is interconnected.” Tannhaus

“All our lives are somehow connected. Our fate extricable are bound to another. Every deed we initiate as response to a previous deed. Cause and effect. Nothing but an endless dance. Everything is connected to everything else.” Tannhaus

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Best Star Wars Quotes

Star Wars Quotes

Star Wars has many important and meaningful dialogues to apply and benefit in the life. We have collected most of them in the form of best Star Wars quotes. The story of Star Wars has many characters that have said many notable and applicable lines.

The Star Wars is not about our earth but we have collected some beautiful Star Wars quotes that are very perfect to apply in our galaxy. Check out them:

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” Darth Vader

“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” Leia Organa

“Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Leia Organa

“The Force will be with you. Always.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

“I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” Luke Skywalker

“No. I am your father.” Darth Vader

“Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.” Anakin Skywalker

“Now, young Skywalker, you will die.” Emperor Palpatine

“You can’t stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.” Shmi Skywalker

“There’s always a bigger fish.” Qui-Gon Jinn

“We must keep our faith in the Republic. The day we stop believing democracy can work is the day we lose it.” Queen Jamillia

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.” Yoda

“Power! Unlimited power!” Darth Sidious

“I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.” Jango Fett

“You are the Chosen One. You have brought balance to this world. Stay on this path, and you will do it again for the galaxy. But beware your heart.”

“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.” – Padmé Amidala

“The garbage’ll do!” Rey

“If you define yourself by your power to take life, your desire to dominate, to possess, then you have nothing.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

“I’m one with the Force. The Force is with me.” Chirrut ?mwe

“You know, no matter how much we fought, I’ve always hated watching you leave.” Leia Organa

“Jyn, I’ll be there for you. Cassian said I had to.” K-2SO

Best star wars quotes:

“Your focus determines your reality.” Qui-Gon Jinn

“It’s not my fault.” Han Solo

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” Darth Vader

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.” Yoda

“Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” basically everyone

“Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.” Han Solo

“Mind tricks don’t work on me.” Watto

“Stay on target.” Gold Five

“This is a new day, a new beginning.” Ahsoka Tano

EpicPhrase has collected famous star wars quotes for you. Which one do you like the most? what do you think about the most inspirational star wars quotes, which inspired you?

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Joker Quotes and Sayings

joker quotes

It doesn’t matter, you watch comic films or not, almost everyone knows Joker Heath Ledger. With a colorful and smiley face, he is known as a criminal guy. Being even an anti-hero character, there are many Joker Quotes belong to Heath Ledger Joker. These Joker Quotes are about different parts of life and full of meanings.

Heath Ledger Joker

Heath Ledger appeared as a Joker in “The Dark Knight” movie in 2018. Heath Ledger Joker is famous as the super anti-hero with the most incomprehensible, hidden and secret personality. It also nominated one time for the Oscar award. Don’t miss the collection of Joker Quotes below:

Joker Quotes On Humanity That Really Make You Think

“What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!”

“Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”

“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!”

“April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!”

“Let’s put a smile on that face!” Joker Quotes

“As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

“We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.”

“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”

“I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.”

“You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?”

“If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.”

“Let’s put a smile on that face!” Joker Quotes

“If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.”

“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.”

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

Heath Ledger Joker Quotes

“They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same.”

“Nobody panics when things go”according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”

“?Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…”

“Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.”

“And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.”

“I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.”

“Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.”

“If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!”

“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?”

“When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.”

“As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.”

Joker Quotes About The Dark Side Of Humanity

“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”

“Nobody panics when things go”according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”

“Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.”

“They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same”

“Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.”

“Very poor choice of words.”

“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…”

“You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.”

“I like you, but I want to kill you.”

“Why so serious?”

Joker Quotes That Will Tickle Your Brain

“Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there” Joker Quotes

“Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”

“Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.”

“And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”

“I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.”

“The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”

“If the police expect to play against, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!”

“You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?”

“As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.”

Fascinating Joker Quotes

“Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.”

“See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.”

“You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.”

“See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!”

“This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!”

“Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.”

“One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”

“You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.”

“Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.”

“See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.”

“You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.”

“See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!”

“You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.”

“Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.”

“And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass”

“One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”- The Joker

“I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.”

“I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.”

“I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.”

“I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.”

“I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.”

“I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.”

“I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.”

“And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass”

Memorable Joker Quotes

“I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.”

“All I have are negative thoughts.”

“I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.”

“I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.”

“Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.”

“I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.”

“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”

“I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.”

“The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!”

“Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!”

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.”

Joker Quotes That Will Elevate Your Perspective

“I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.”

“Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!”

“It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.”

“If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.”

“I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!”

“Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!”

“Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”

“The strongest hearts have the most scars!”

“Don’t test the monster in me!”

Thought-Provoking Joker Quotes

“When They Treat You Like A Joke, Leave Them Like Its Funny.”

“Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.”

“I now do what other people only dream.”

“Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.”

“The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.”

“A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.”

“For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.”

“You cant sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.”

“The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!”

“It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”

“If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.”

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.”

“I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!”

“It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.”

“Don’t test the monster in me!”

“Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”

“I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.”

“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.”

“What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!”

“There is no yoda-there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.”

“It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there.”

“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!”

“You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts.”

“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!”

“Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!” Joker Quotes

“It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.”

“I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.”

“I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.”

Interesting Joker Quotes

“I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.”

“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.”

“I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.”

“There is no yoda-there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.”

“If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.”

“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”

“You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?”

“Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.”

“It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there.”

“If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.”

“You know, it only hurts when I laugh. But hey… I gotta know. Who are you? You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?”

Thought-provoking Joker quotes

“A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.”

“Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!”

“You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts.”

“I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!”

“It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.”

“Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?”

“Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!”

“You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?”

“Do I look like I’m joking?”

Joker Quotes To Show What He Represents

“Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there… in the asylum. Just don’t forget – if it ever gets too tough… there’s always a place for you here.”

“Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine – and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.”

“Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are.”

“I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”

“The only sensible way to live is without rules.”

“Someone get me off this crazy dumbwaiter. I can’t breathe.”

“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.”

“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.”

“No matter the situation, always wear a smile.”

“Would ya like fries with that.”

Famous Joker Quotes

“I’m different, f*ck your opinion.” Joker Quotes

“I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!”

“I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stronger!”

“Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!”

“It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?”

“And I thought my jokes were bad.”

“I’m of a mind to make some mookie.”

“Now that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!”

“And…here…we…go…”

Scary Joker Quotes

“?Introduce a little anarchy upset the established order and everything becomes chaos I am an agent of chaos”

“You have nothing nothing to threaten me with nothing to do with all your strength.”

“This city deserves a better class of criminal and I’m gonna give it to them!”

“Ladies and murderers welcome to the big fight Batman you’re going down!”

“I’ll tell you what you get you get what you f**king deserve!”

“When I get out of here i will write my name in blood on every street corner I’ll carve it on every corpse.”

“Do I look like I’m joking?”

“My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face she told me I had a purpose to bring laughter and joy to the world.”

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.”

“Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city!”

“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

“Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”

“They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine – and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.”

“I took gotham’s white knight and I brought ‘im down to our level. Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.”

“What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society abandons him and treats him like trash you get what you fucking deserve!”

“I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”

“To me love is about being able to see light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.”

More Joker Quotes And Sayings

“Maybe we can share one you know they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.”

“It’s ok to die Bats I’ll be here to protect Gotham I’ll do a real good job.”

“Tell your men they work for me now this is my city!”

“Madness, as you know is a lot like gravity all it takes is a little push.”

“There is no yoda there’s no one who points you in the right direction you’ve got to figure that out by yourself.”

“They need you right now but when they don’t they’ll cast you out like a leper!”

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy that’s how far the world is from where I am Just one bad day”

“I thought it was going to bother me but it really hasn’t.”

“May I ask your name my lady or perhaps angels have no names only beautiful faces.”

“I’ve got nothing left to lose nothing can hurt me anymore my life is nothing but a comedy.”

Which Of These Joker Quotes is Your Favorite?

The Joker Heath Ledger is a main bad guy involved in many illegal activities in the city. Being a perfect one to challenge Batman, he is responsible for various bad activates in the life of Batman.

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