Michael Gary Scott or simply Michael Scott is a key character in The Offer, released by NBC in 2005-2013. It was a TV drama series that consisted of 9 seasons. Michael Scott Quotes, the character of Michael Scott was played by Steve Carell. Due to the popularity and performance of Carell, he has won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor.

Michael is a central hero of this series, working as the Area Manager of Dunder Mifflin Inc., a paper distribution company. There is a lengthy story throughout the 9 seasons.

This character is all about office life and in this series, there are many Michael Scott Quotes. They are mostly funny, motivational and one-liners because most characters performed by Steve Carell are funny. Every Michael Scott Quote will help to make your office life easier, going smooth and motivational. So, check out the Best Michael Scott Quotes and make your office life fun, inspiring and successful.

Best Michael Scott Quotes

“An office is not for dying. An office is a place for living life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.”

“I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero?… I really can’t say, but yes!”

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”

“They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office – but I will.”

“Do I have a special someone? Well, yeah, of course. A bunch of ’em. My employees.”

“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.”

“Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”

“The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money.”

“I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and have worms.”

“You know what they say ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.’”

“I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say ‘no’ to being my friend.”

“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.”

“I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but it’s for charity, and I consider myself a great philanderer.”

What is your favorite Michael Scott Quote?

Throughout the 9 seasons of The Office, Michael Scott has said many memorable, quotable, funny and motivational quotes about personal and office life. Above, at EpicPhrase, we have collected the most favorite and Best Michael Scott quotes. If you have gone through the above lines, you will definitely like one or multiple lines. Our readers will love and appreciate knowing which Michael Scott quotes you like more.

Chuck Norris is well-known as an American action film star, born on 10 March 1940. Basically, before appearing on screen, he was an American Air Force personnel and an artist of different lines of martial arts. Later on, he started acting in action films. It was not the end of his latent. He also worked as a film producer and screenwriter. Chuck Norris Jokes

During his career, he also started his own martial art academy and trained many film artists.

Chuck Norris Net Worth – $70 Million

Chuck Norris Military Rank – Airman First Class

Chuck Norris Karate Studio

He left US Air Force in 1962. Later on, he submitted an application for the services of a police officer in California. Before selection, he opened a Karate Studio.

Chuck Norris was a great soldier in US Air Force and a professional martial artist. He has a motivational and inspirational personality. That’s why he has said many motivational quotes. On the other hand, during his career in films and screenwriting, he also said many jokes that are worth laughing. You may also say him a funny man.

Check out some of Chuck Norris jokes and Chuck Norris jokes:

Best Chuck Norris Jokes

“Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.”

“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

“Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.”

“If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.”

“Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.”

“Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.”

“The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.”

“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”

“Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.”

“Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.”
Chuck Norris Quotes

“When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me”

“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”

“Anytime you get action legends together, it has to be a classic.”

“It’s important to remember that because these athletes exercise so beyond what even a normal active person would, they generally must also supplement their diet.”

“Ads sway kids’ preferences. Star athletes spokespeople sway kids’ preference.”

“It’s the bullies who are afraid, are the ones that do all the fighting. It’s not the secure kids that get out there and fight. It’s the insecure kids.”

“Getting into a sleep routine before the first week of school will aid in easing the shock of waking up early.”

“There’s a lot to be done; I just see a total moral decay in our society.”

“Asking your children about their fears or worries about going back to school will help them share their burden.”

“(Taken from the Foreword of ‘Do Hard Things’) One of my life’s principles is to develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways and to help others do the same.”

“The final line in the Second Amendment says, ‘The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.’ That means not by the president, not by Congress.”

“Whether we are famous or not, we all need God. We also need other people.”

“If the government decides to become a tyrannical government, our guns are to protect us against that.”

“We either go one direction, left, which would be socialism. Or right, which would be people trying to make the money themselves.”

“I’m a people’s actor, not a critics’ actor, and I always have been.”

“A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.”

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The life of Ronald William George Barker spans from 25 Sep. 1929 to 3 Oct. 2005. He was a comedian, English actor and writer. He got Ronnie with his name from a comedy show, called The Two Ronnies. He has also worked in other comedy shows for example, Porridge and Open All Hours. Ronnie Barker Quotes

Barker starting his acting career in staging theatre and he found himself a best comedy actor. First time, he appeared at Oxford Playhouse, including West End, Tom Stoppard’s The Real Inspector Hound and The Navy Lark at British TV. He started sarcastic sketch roles in The Frost Report, where he joined the media company of David Frost.

At BBC, he got a lot success from a sketch role in The Two Ronnies (1971-87). With his successful acting performances in many shows and TV programs, he got BAFTA award four times. He finished his acting career in 1987 then he started his own business with an antiques shop.

During his life, he experienced many things that you can feel in Ronnie Barker Quotes. Check out lovely, motivational and inspirational Ronnie Barker Quotes here at EpicPhrase.

Ronnie Barker Quotes

“A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.” Ronnie Barker

“There was a fire at the Inland Revenue office in London, but it was put out before any serious good was done.” Ronnie Barker

“There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar’s ‘Sea Pictures’ at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared.” Ronnie Barker

“A ship carrying red paint collided with another one carrying purple paint. Both crews are thought to be marooned.” Ronnie Barker

“The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go in.” Ronnie Barker

“The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.” Ronnie Barker

“Don’t just crit there siticising.” Ronnie Barker

“My wife tries not to bring out the beast in me -she’s afraid of mice.” Ronnie Barker

“If I was as rich as a Rockerfeller I’d be Richer than Rockefeller, because I’d do a bit of window cleaning on the side.” Ronnie Barker

“In a packed program tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.” Ronnie Barker

“I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.” Ronnie Barker

“It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.” Ronnie Barker

“I really have a nice step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.” Ronnie Barker

“It was one of those years when God bent over and kissed California.” Ronnie Barker

“I went to a restaurant the other day called ‘Taste of the Raj.’ The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.” Ronnie Barker

“You can tell a lot about someone’s personality if you know his star sign. Jesus was born on December 25th, fed five thousand, and walked on water –typical Capricorn.” Ronnie Barker

“If you drop a Bible from a height you can kill a field mouse; so maybe the Bible isn’t all good.” Ronnie Barker

“I never saw my granddad –he was excellent at hiding.” Ronnie Barker

“We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion.”

“But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime Minister’s question time. A spokesman at Scotland Yard said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack.”

“It’s better to make people laugh than cry.”

“I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.”

“To me singing is a joy. Choral singing is a delight. Welsh Choral singing is more than a delight. The Treorchy Male Choir is the best in choral singing. How then can they be described except in superlatives? They are without equal.”

“To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.”

“Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred ‘Chuckles’ Jenkins, Britain’s oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred’s jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.”

“Barker was a great writer, a great actor and a great loss to us all. I think God must have needed cheering up.”

“In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.”

“We have decided that this offence is too serious for a community sentence. You will be sent to a young offenders’ institution for six months.”

“Next week we’ll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the ‘secret milkshake.”

Julia Sawalha is a famous English actress. She has appeared in many films and TV dramas. First time, she appeared in Press Gang (1989) in the role of Lynda Day. It was the start of her fame in the film industry. Then she played as Saffy in Absolutely Fabulous (1992) and this role provided a big boost to her fame. Furthermore, she also has proved her acting talent in Pride and Prejudice (1995). Due to her acting talent, she also has got a BAFTA award based on the role of Lynda Day in the Press Gang.

She has said many Julia Sawalha Quotes that showed her ideas about love, relationships, acting career and life. So, check out the Julia Sawalha Quotes whether you are a fan of Julia Sawalha or not.

Julia Sawalha Quotes

“I am extremely content in my life – sometimes to the point where I really should find something to moan about!”

“I love a bit of glamour – who doesn’t? – but I probably wouldn’t be able to pull it off.”

“I think it’s healthy to be insecure, to have nerves.”

“Ever since I can remember feeling love for my parents, I’ve been frightened of losing them.”

“Cuba is such a beautiful country, and everywhere you go, there’s music and people dancing – especially in Havana.”

“I love to travel with my family or my two best friends because I completely trust them. I forced my two best friends into learning to scuba dive with me in Sri Lanka – it was amazing but also hideous because we were learning in very difficult seas.”

“Being a mum is something that’s never bothered me too much. I have never felt a strong need to have children, but I am not averse to it either.”

“I’d hate to be a sex symbol. Because you’re always having to live up to an image. I haven’t got time to sit around doing my nails.”

“It’s very hard to dramatise something factual and not make it look overdone, but also not to make it look so under-dramatised that it’s dull.”

“I just love doing costume dramas; I am very lucky, as I see myself as a part-time time traveller.”

“I am always baffled by age, but to be honest with you, I feel like I am about 34. I feel better now and I am certainly healthier than I was in my early 30s. I am more rounded, too.”

“I do believe in an afterlife. I try to be at one with people and try to love life as much as I can.”

“Actors think they’re far more important than they are, and that can only lead to hurt. People with colossal self-importance have very far to fall.”

“I don’t get inoculations or take anti-malaria tablets when I go abroad; I take the homeopathic alternative, called ‘nosodes’, and I’m the only one who never goes down with anything.”

“I’m into the law of attraction and quantum physics. Like cosmic ordering. It’s all about thinking lovely things that you would like in life, and feeling good about them before they manifest, so that by the time they do, you don’t want them because you’re on to your next desire.”

“My dad’s so likeable, you wouldn’t feel in competition with him. If any boyfriends have ever felt that, they’re long gone.”

“I’m not much of a baby freak – I like them when they’re older.”

“I wouldn’t miss the fame. I don’t go out hunting for it. I try to avoid it and to slip into the background wherever I go.”

“I’m on a constant path of self-discovery and change. I’m trying to become a better person, a nicer person. I love therapy – it’s brilliant.”

“I want to be in ‘The Hobbit.’ I love fantasy and mythical adventure films. I believe in fairies and angels. I believe in nature’s spirit, that there are other realms, other planets, life forms.”

“After playing Saffy in ‘Ab Fab’, I needed to take time out from acting to see if I really wanted to do it. I had been doing it for a very long time and I was being sent the same sort of scripts again and again.”

“I’ve got a string of disastrous relationships behind me. I don’t think I’m an easy person to live with.”

“I’m single, and I think that by the time I met someone – if I were ever to meet the right person, which I don’t think I will, because I am too fussy – my biological clock means that it will be too late.”

“I love finding things. I love digging around in the dirt. It’s part of my Virgo. It’s like acting, really. You’re always searching around for something and finding little hidden treasures.”

“It’s a tremendous feeling walking on to a set with a live audience and making them laugh, but I love drama, and I love drama where there’s the ability to bring comedy into it because in a lot of tragic circumstances in life there is comedy to be had.”

“What keeps me awake at night? Just about everything! I worry that I am not there for my family enough. So what keeps me awake at night is general guilt!”

“I’m terrible at solving things. I’m really bad and haven’t got any sort of lateral thinking capacity. I am your perfect audience for a mystery. I love that kind of stuff. I’m always on the edge of my seat.”

“When you come out of your teens, you think you’re sussed. But you don’t know who you are at 22. You’re constantly trying to fit in. You get a little lost.”

“It’s not so much that I’d like to play a raunchy character, but I would like to play someone my own age. I’m always playing down, but I guess it’s good because it means I’ve got a longer life in my acting career.”

Born in UK in 1990, primarily, he started working as a model. During his modeling career, he got practical experience in Next plc. and Reebok. Soon after, Turner changed to acting in 2011. Fortunately, he got contract of acting in a movie “Zero” in 2011. He also proved his acting skills in a movie “Human Beings” in 2012. Similarly, Turner appeared in multiple movies and drama series during 2012 to 2020. Callum Turner Quotes

You can imagine the personally of Turner by the Callum Turner Quotes. He has mentioned his acting experience and his inspiration in the Callum Turner Quotes. So, check them out here at EpicPhrase.

Callum Turner Quotes

“I watched ‘Free Willy’ probably 100 times. I nearly wore out the VHS tape. That movie was my introduction to Michael Madsen. When I finally saw ‘Reservoir Dogs’, I was like, ‘That’s the guy from ‘Free Willy’!’ – which is probably the wrong way around.”

“I hate horror movies. I get really scared, and I don’t want to be scared. I don’t know why, but I’m one of those people who gets frightened and can’t go to sleep.”

“Al Pacino, De Niro, Daniel Day Lewis – they’re the best out there because everything they do comes from a very honest place.”

“I play Theseus Scamander, Newt’s older brother. He’s risen through the ranks of the establishment insanely quickly and he’s the Head Auror. And he’s trying to save the world in the way that he thinks best, which is through the establishment, through laws. And he’s trying to recruit his brother, slightly overbearingly.”

“I never went to drama school. It’s a brilliant thing for the right type of person, but I threw myself in the deep end.”

“I played semi-professionally for a season, and there’s an element of performance to being a footballer, stepping onto the pitch: you feel like a gladiator walking into a colosseum.”

“Imagining what a character will do in a given situation – it’s like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint.”

“The worst costume is when you don’t have a costume.”

“I think it’s [Theseus and Newt’s relationship] born out of love. Theseus is the complete opposite to Newt – he’s the Head Auror at the Ministry of Magic, he’s an establishment man, he’s risen through the ranks very quickly. Newt’s completely different, he’s Nomadic, he’s out there and Theseus is worried about him, he wants him to be part of the society that he’s risen through and also there’s a crisis coming. Boiling point is about to reach and he wants him to come and fight with him. So he’s trying to protect him rather than push him away or anything and actually that’s the opposite – Newt’s not a hugger, is he, no, and Theseus has kind of got him like that [in a tight hug], and that’s not going to work. He’s got to change his tactics. I think if they both, the similarities between the two is that they’re both incredibly stubborn, true to who they are and I think that’s their lesson, if they loosen up a little bit, if they’re a little bit more free-flowing, then they will come [together].”

“I’ve become an actor rather than trying to be one, if that makes sense.”

“It’s cool to be nervous, and how the nerves come out sideways. That’s why some actors scream their heads off, or it comes out in their hair.”

“15 people in a room looking at you with no clothes on – that’s a little weird.”

“I played tennis at underneath – Brooklyn Bridge? Manhattan Bridge? Williamsburg Bridge? There are courts on the Manhattan side.”

“I also think there are four love stories in this [film] and I think that that one [Dumbledore and Grindelwald] is the deepest, the purest love and the others just don’t come close.”

“It is complicated but I think that the important thing to realise is that it wasn’t a full relationship. It was a companionship at school and I think he’s of the understanding that it wasn’t as severe as it’s being made out now [in the media]. And he provides something for her that Newt doesn’t, with their similarities, Newt and Leta. Theseus is the complete opposite to both of them and provides a stability and an acceptance and love and a support that is needed in a relationship and they both give it to each other. And he’s risen to the top of the ranks at the Ministry, he’s the Head Auror, and is fighting the good fight in the way he knows how. He’s incredibly stubborn and wants his brother, who he understands to be a more powerful, special wizard, to join the fight on his side, through the establishment, which obviously Newt is repelled by.”

“I guess from Theseus’ point of view, it [Newt & Leta’s history] wasn’t as big of a deal as it’s being made out in the press. There’s something there, but as long as it’s done, it’s my brother and it’s all clear, I think he’s okay with that.”